On the news that the Honey Bee is dying out. Why not use GM to make flowers that can actively reproduce by themselves?
The missus dragged us to a fashion museum in Bath.
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| We went in a REAL MAN! | We came out GAY!!! |
On the idea that they should have a charity simulation on Wii. Then us means bastards could feel good by donating but knowing that our hard earned dosh is not really going anywhere.
On the topic of ever younger mothers and wondering where it will end.
The Death Of St Kevin by bloggothio
We felt inspired to create this masterpiece after a visit to Rome.
On the idea that if the PM wants anyone to say anything good about him he needs to die.
On the evils of conquest, the way humanity travels around the world wrecking and consuming everything. What a great improvement it would be if the placenta was 10 feet long, remained attached throughout life and was connected directly to the main chamber of the heart so could not be removed without the instant death of both parties. On death the corpse would be nourished through its connections, avoiding any decay, and slowly reabsorbed, say over 20 years.
Unpleasant medical conditions - Chamomilla Reversa
A condition mostly found in women with an obsessive preocupation with their weight.
After several years of bullimia and colonic irrigation the gut becomes confused as to which is the inlet and which is the outlet with the result that the entire digestive system becomes detached and reconnects itself the other way up.
Sufferers from this condition are obliged to feed themselves through their bottoms for the rest of their lives.
Note: This procedure should not be confused with similar behaviour in normal males, we usually put bacon and eggs up our bottoms for fun.
Unpleasant medical conditions - TATP Tits
Following the use of Triacetone Peroxide (TATP) explosive by Islamic suicide bombers in the 7/7 London tube bombings, scientists have realised the cause of many previously unexplained reports of spontaneous combustion in human beings, some of them explosive.
Women who frequently bleach their hair with hydrogen peroxide and use a lot of nail varnish containing the solvent acetone can absorb these substances in their bodies when they become concentrated in fatty areas, especially the breasts, and react to form TATP. If a sufficient concentration is formed any rough handling can set them off.
This mercifully rare condition is almost entirely a hazard for cheap tarts and their clients. It is also known as Exploding Prossie Syndrome.
Unpleasant medical conditions - Calystegia Varicosa
A condition in which varicose veins emerge from the body like bindweed and rapidly climb any suitable support. Sufferers may wake to find themselves inextricably tied to the bed. Rudimentary red flowers have sometimes been observed on such excresences.
Unpleasant medical conditions - Praetor Rhinoplexus
A genetic disorder in which the DNA of the nose starts to dominate all other parts causing the body to grow noses while absorbing other body tissue. In later stages the body may consist entirely of noses.
Unpleasant medical conditions - Tyrranosaurus Spermanzi
A rare but increasingly frequent condition thought to be triggered by excessive use of those "increase your ejaculation" pills from spam emails. Human sperm grow to gigantic size and ferocity and can rapidly consume the unfortunate male source.
All pictures copyright xoggoth (or alter ego)