On the coincidence (?) that we get so many news articles on obesity and UFOs at the moment.
On news that migrants, sometimes illegal, were getting jobs in education and care homes without the references and CRB checks that a British citizen would have to produce.
On the topic of ever younger mothers and wondering where it will end.
The Death Of St Kevin by bloggothio
We felt inspired to create this masterpiece after a visit to Rome.
Unpleasant medical conditions - Chamomilla Reversa
A condition mostly found in women with an obsessive preocupation with their weight.
After several years of bullimia and colonic irrigation the gut becomes confused as to which is the inlet and which is the outlet with the result that the entire digestive system becomes detached and reconnects itself the other way up.
Sufferers from this condition are obliged to feed themselves through their bottoms for the rest of their lives.
Note: This procedure should not be confused with similar behaviour in normal males, we usually put bacon and eggs up our bottoms for fun.
Unpleasant medical conditions - TATP Tits
Following the use of Triacetone Peroxide (TATP) explosive by Islamic suicide bombers in the 7/7 London tube bombings, scientists have realised the cause of many previously unexplained reports of spontaneous combustion in human beings, some of them explosive.
Women who frequently bleach their hair with hydrogen peroxide and use a lot of nail varnish containing the solvent acetone can absorb these substances in their bodies when they become concentrated in fatty areas, especially the breasts, and react to form TATP. If a sufficient concentration is formed any rough handling can set them off.
This mercifully rare condition is almost entirely a hazard for cheap tarts and their clients. It is also known as Exploding Prossie Syndrome.
Wasting money on Hamas
Mr Brown! Mr Brown! The infidel Israelis have attacked us merely for firing a few thousand rockets into their towns
in pursuit of our completely just demand that Israel should cease to exist. It's so DISPROPORTIONATE!!!
Och! That's just appalling! Have £7 million of British taxpayers' money so you won't have to worry about food and medical supplies for your people while you are busy firing your rockets. There's plenty more where that came from.
Of course this won't affect the completely just actions of our supporters when they storm your embassies or attempt to
indiscriminately blow up more civilians in London over your support for Israel!
Och! Good lord no my dear chap, have another £10 million!!