Me and Bill and Ben agree. Wot most folks don't know is you can smoke it. Cool. Brill. Wow. We have local opium poppy fields paid for by the EU and missus worked for the EU on grants for cannabis plantations (for the rope, not the smoke of course though she did manage to bring back some viable seeds). Who needs effin teeth anyways.
Little Weed ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-16 22:08:46
Foistly, lemme say that yez ain't got nuttin' like our Kudzu, Lord of all Southern USA. Kudzu sneers at herbicides, dances upon bonfires, and like Ulysses Hydra, the more you pull out, the more grows back. Kudzu rules.
Yes, fack the EU in it's various gaping apertures. I've been sending out Cosmic Energy for the destruction of that evil dictatorship ever since those malevolent cretins opened the floodgates and let Eastern Europeans pour in and destroy your economies. Oh, but all that CHEAP LABOR, oh, oh, the orgasmic pleasure of all that cheap labor increasing the wealth of your dictators, oh, ooooh. Boy, did they ever fuck you all over, or what? I've been watching with glee as Greece sticks it in the EU Dictatorship's eye, and hoping for their disastrous, Euro-wrecking collapse that will drive more of the slave states back out of that criminal conspiracy. Go, Greece. Yay, Greece.
You mean Barclays only just now figured out that their ATM's (which is what we call Automated Teller Machines for short) are aware? How could they not have known that? ATM's see you, they remember your image and how much money you get, and when. ATM's are SMART, don't fuck with them if you value your life, or at least your bank account, which may ultimately amount to the same thing. Beware. Curse at an ATM at your own risk.
Real lady? What real lady? Why do you refer to me about some lady? I have no idea what you're talking about. Exactly what is in that vodka? Did they make it with moldy rye? Do you see flashes of light?
The Mighty KUDZU, God Among Plants ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-16 18:18:35
Hmmm was going to see my bro in law earlier and he said his wife had broken her arm. Yer all making excuses to avoid me I reckon.
x ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-14 23:10:41
Sorry to hear about the teeth, teeth. My so has had a few painful teeth problems too. More vodka is the obvious answer. B will maybe be up nearer you in about a month, assuming she does not change her plans yet again, so can pop up, see her and you (teeth permitting) and my bro in law.
Almost believed that was a real lady Mr Sheep, until I read the last sentence. That ain't me, darn it.
PS Was looking at some lady pigs today. Who needs copies of Razzle?
x ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-14 23:08:50
Come on guys, cheer up. At least England beat Australia in the first test match, you Americans don’t know what you’re missing.
I am on the verge of kissing my teeth goodbye. Nothing wrong with the teeth, just the effin gums. You can’t see me till I have implanted replacements – it would be too embarrassing.
So effin down at mo; really don’t know why. It’s not just the teeth. Just got back from Lake District fell walking holiday which was really good, but…?
And that 2 year thing – total crap - time dulls the pain; it doesn’t heal it.
PS There is a lady pig next door - if she hasn't been turned into bacon by the next time you visit I will introduce you. You might prefer her to the missus; your choice.
Bovine ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-14 21:05:47
Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings
I AM LARGE INANIMATE BLOB OF ORGANIC GOO 4300 FEET BELOW DEEPWATER HORIZON OIL RIG, SLOWLY HARDENING INTO VERY HARD INANIMATE ORGANIC GOO LIKE ROCK VERY HARD.
I HAVE FEELINGS. LIKE SAND HAVE FEELINGS. HARD FEELINGS. FEELINGS OF HARDNESS. GETTING HARDER. OOO HARDER, HARDER. OOO, FEELINGS, HARDER, OOO.
REACHING BLACK THING ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-12 17:45:41
Hi Honeybuns, or maybe you should be calling me that, tee hee. That was so much fun last night but please remember to bring along your lube next time, okay Sweetie? That thing is enormous.
Sweet Old Religious Lady ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-08 16:25:22
We are preparing our invasion. Like that South Park episode given current state of our armed forces.
Dunno that we are blasé, the papers are full of it. I suppose we Brits are not so much against a Grexit because we think it may help our own cause at getting a looser EU. Believe that when I see it too. Those F* that rule us ever putting realities and the wishes of citizens before their own ideals? Fat chance. They will see us all reduced to the stone age first.
Losing my lady as she is moving up North, she can't afford to live here due to high house prices. Perhaps you could pretend to be a lady (or a pig) and post me a few salacious bits.
x ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-08 10:00:00
Hey, you forgot to wish me a Happy July 4th. You know, the day we celebrate our independence from those damned British.... oh, wait, never mind...........
Hey, why do Europeans seem so blase about Greece? This could cascade into a general collapse, according to our own pundits.
And by the way, how are you and your religious lady friend getting along these days? You don't mention her. A few of the raunchier, more salacious tidbits would be appreciated, I don't get out much.
Black Sheep ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-07-07 01:54:47
Okay, I tried. Just, when grief still strangles your enjoyment of life after 2 years, seems like you need to do something. If my suggestions won't work for you, then what the hell, go see a grief counselor.
We always try to get through the hard parts on our own. I always did, it must be our sense of privacy, or feeling of embarrassment or something. I ended up getting counseling about my dysfunctional parents and glad I did, wish I'd done it way sooner.
Baa ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-06-29 03:25:01
Hmmm no, can't say I've ever felt angry at the missus.
x ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-06-28 22:20:32
Okay, we'll swap, you take our Mexicans first. Heh heh heh.
About Karma, not calmer, nothing pisses us off more than to have someone we really care about die on us. Talk about your shitty tricks. How dare they, the goddam sonsabitches? Seriously. We get really angry at those who die, for dying, only we can't allow ourselves to feel that because it just seems wrong somehow. So it festers. Of course you feel better after letting some anger out. You just need to let it all out, is all.
It's unfair. So-And-So had no right to die like that. Life isn't fair. Goddam! Shit! Fucking Hell! Damn her! Damn him! Damn life. Damn everything.
Normal feelings, everybody does it. I've done it more than once because people keep on dying. Carrying anger is a drag, cuss out your dead wife, smash a few things, maybe things of hers even, then forgive her, forgive yourself and move on.
I know, you didn't ask me, but actually yeah, you did. What's a friend for? :-)
Bleeeeaaat ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-06-28 18:47:05
Think I've said it before but I'd swap your Mexicans for Muslims and Africans any day. I know Mexicans cause most crime in the US today but Mexico will get to a decent economy & society eventually. Just give it 50 years.
Muslims? From comparison with Christianity (which stopped executing heretics in the early 17th century) I'd say 300 years. Africans? My ghost will believe it when he sees it.
x ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-06-27 19:04:44
England is good, my English is speaking good, praise Allah to being here, I good worker, you give me good food and good house now?
We got Mexicans, you get everyone else. Seems fair, being as we're allies and all. Or maybe you wish that "allies" stuff had ended along with the war. Couldn't blame you for that.
I get such a kick out of the Italians, oh so distressed when another "refugee" boat sinks and drowns a few hundred invading African Muslims, yet I notice they don't much like keeping them in Italy. Why they don't just blow out their bows while they're still out in deep water is a mystery, they are invaders, after all. Doesn't matter that they aren't carrying weapons, they carry diseases which end up causing plenty of deaths, and they carry Islam, which is an even worse plague.
Abdul Sheep Azzizbastard ON mass immigration gives us Dated:2015-06-27 05:57:50