Another ROYALTY PAYMENT. A whole entire $1.98 was paid me for the past 30 day period. Fame, ahh, fame, how will I ever stay humble?
Black Sheep ON Art Dated:2015-04-22 04:37:27
I just won the lottery and bought a huge tropical freehold island near Tahiti, populated with several hundred young and horny wahinis and no men, all set up with first class accommodations, and I would like to invite you to join me in sharing the wealth. Best part is there are no Sheep there.
Bullshit Artist ON Art Dated:2015-04-15 00:59:04
Sent you email. Hope you's got it.
x ON Art Dated:2015-04-12 19:46:01
Apparently B would love to come and meet B. It would mean bringing canine but we have a portable kennel (cage) which might or might not work in your conservatory. What do you think?
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-04-09 18:38:09
Yep - it said your inbox was full.
ON Art Dated:2015-04-09 12:00:46
Sounds ok to moi. Is your tcore email still ok?
x ON Art Dated:2015-04-08 23:34:42
Tried to send this to your email but it bounced.
Can't make 24th after all - missus is off to Venice with her art group (aka tutor) and I am left with canine. How about following Friday Mayday?
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-04-08 21:14:09
"Don't waste yer missus, I'll 'ave 'er. Nice she is" No problem - I am half Eskimo. You can tell from the diminutive size of my dick.
Give us a ring - copious intake of vodka is getting more tempting by the day.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-04-03 19:32:31
Still in St Ives though maybe back over weekend.
3 in 4 days? - Humph. Have bought an expanding hose to clean the decking. Puerile I know but it says on the box:
Never twists kinks or tangles
Expands up to the 3 times its original length
Automatically contracts in seconds
Ultra strong and durable
Universal fittings
Easy to store
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-03-26 13:55:39
My weird lady is pretty ill at mo. Zero Libido? I 'ad a J Arthur this morning, about 3rd in four days. Don't waste yer missus, I'll 'ave 'er. Nice she is. You've had a go at most of my women after all. Seriously, depressed G? We need more vodka. Give you a ring this week.
What sensible laws the US has Mr S! I probably wouldn't shoot Mr Pikey Scum these days as we seem to have left our issues behind, was up the village club on Sunday and we vaguely acknowledged each other's presence with a brief nod, but what fun it would have been a few years back! Oughta go and see my ancient bro. in Covina, CA before he drops dead. Do I recall you're in CA or is that my usual senility?
x ON Art Dated:2015-03-24 20:05:13
Shame - thought you could come over to ours and we could just nip up to Bham rather than local crappy pub.
Genuinely can't figure if my total zero libido is because I am depressed, or I am depressed because of my total zero libido. I am sure B Sheep has the answer - send me one of your guns.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-03-24 19:04:18
Re: comment below, that's "outboard motor, not "mother". A mother of a motor? New swear term, mothermoter? Freudian slap? Slop? Something.....
Flabb Bleep ON Art Dated:2015-03-24 16:46:04
It's an ill wind... We've been having a lot of wind here this past week as the days lengthen and warm up, and it seems to be blowing in some good. Yesterday morning I saw a realtor taking pictures of the place right below me where Insane Psychotic Death Threat person and his wifey live, so I'm hoping soon to see a For Sale sign planted in the front lawn. He's my version of your Mr. Pikey Scum, on steroids.
Finally got my boat outboard mother to go into neutral, important if you want to start your motor without ramming into a dock or something.
The place up the street I was buying has a problem and will be hung up in probate court for 6 months, so looks like I'll be getting my money back. Maybe I can buy Pikey Psycho's place instead. The maroon built a big greenhouse in the back yard out of plastic pipe and some skinny boards and covered it with clear sheet plastic, the kind that lasts a year and then falls into little pieces that go everywhere. It commonly goes over 100 degrees Fahrenheit here, so one could expect temps inside that thing to reach at least 150. Brilliant. He fastened the plastic down permanently, as if expecting it to last many years. See? you're not the only one with an idiot neighbor. Feel better now?
Black Sheep ON Art Dated:2015-03-24 16:43:01
Re: The Unexpected Guru, I would like to add Flush, Pull up pants, Wash hands, Go out on the back porch, Flip Pikey Scum the bird.
Guns. Yes, I own a bunch, all loaded and ready. I grabbed my pump shotgun off the wall and went outside with it and I'll just say that he backed up, and say no more other than that No, I didn't shoot the SOB.
Since that little episode I've acquired another pistol with yet another in the offing, a 9 mm semi-auto. Since I already have him on tape threatening my life, and we have a Castle law in this state, all he needs to do now to secure his demise for himself is to step onto my property. There's guns all over the frickin place.
Ennyhoo, I do know what you mean in that Guru post. When it's dreary looking and cold outside, it's hard to get up enthusiasm for doing anything. I do my best to devise projects, something in the garden, or something to do with my hobbies, anything to get my ass moving and outdoors for at least a little while.
Dark hued wool producer ON Art Dated:2015-03-14 01:00:06
Don't you have a gun Mr Sheep? I thought you were an American!!!
B can't make that unfortunately Bovine so I'll have to pass. Go ahead and book you and missus while there are any left. Ring you soon.
x ON Art Dated:2015-03-03 13:03:23
Oh that pig. How old is it? Should I care?
Great story writing there. I'm impressed, and I've no doubt that your vision of the future is highly accurate.
If you're feeling sadder, you aren't feeling less depressed, you're feeling more depressed. I no longer take anti-depressants, as I've managed to work out the causes of it and deal with them, but often when I was depressed I'd find things to laugh about to offset it. Doing that was always a sign that my depression was worsening, tho, not becoming less.
Have had no further problems with my Psycho Neighbor From Hell, and the animal fence is coming along nicely. It's very unsubtle, instead of some attractive fencing between our properties, I chose welded-wire animal fencing and 6' steel fence stakes, topped with barbed wire. Used by farmers and ranchers a lot to keep large animals in and other large animals out. Once that part is finished I have a nice electric fence charger to wire up and hang out the obligatory warning signs. Do you think he'll get the message?
Pikey Scum has nothing on this boy, you have the better of it, believe me.
Black Sheep But Will Hop Pigs ON Art Dated:2015-03-01 03:13:36
Hope you're not getting too carried away with that poor piggy-wig and will be making time for the really importand things in life such as er blogging....
Phillips! Tell the Head Stocksman to send Ermintrude up to the house and give her a good wipe down while he's at it. No, not the housemaid, you fool, the porker! The porker!
C ON Art Dated:2015-02-28 11:31:22
She is distinctly underage so we are both kinky. Note: In rest of this message, her/she is not the pig.
Was humming and erring meself, do I really like em enough anymore to be arsed? What happened to student me who went anywhere on spur of the mo? Will come if she's interested. She's also a Barbara. In US with daughter at mo. So have emailed her to see if interested/available.
Re vodka time, I'll give you a call in a couple of weeks. Your turn to travel int it?
x ON Art Dated:2015-02-27 10:47:50
Long time no comment - but still avid reader. Never thought a pig would give me an erection – what’s her name? (I hope it’s a her- I don’t want to think I'm kinky…)
Are you still interested in Moody Blues gig (B’ham)? If so I probably need to get tickets. Last time I looked it was well sold but still plenty remaining.
They are all the same price – should I get one for your young lady? (I think B was hoping to be the leading lady with a man on each arm, but that’s in her nature so don’t be influenced).
Anyway – ‘bout time we met up. This weekend we are hosting a family party with 18 people (how the f%&ck do I survive that?) then St Ives for a couple of weeks, but free after that.
Your place or mine – let me know.
Waste paper baskets to the world.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2015-02-25 19:40:43
Cheer me up? That's about 3 times as much as me! Bah!
x ON Art Dated:2015-02-07 09:44:07
Didn't know you were off your feed but glad you're feeling better now. This will cheer you up, Amazon just sent me a little form thingy saying that I have received the princely sum of $24.95 altogether this year in ROYALTIES. The word has so much power, Royalties. Woohoo, the Famous Author has received Royalties. But I'll stay humble, I promise. Well, at least I'll try.
Bad Sleep, I mean Vlad the Sleek ON Art Dated:2015-02-07 05:02:29
Do the rude. Or read some Emily Dickinson. Or both.
Just saying, is all.
Mr C ON Art Dated:2015-01-18 21:11:25
Hey, I did *.* 3 days ago and I'm still searching for that pig porn. Can you be a bit more location-specific? I'm throbbing with anticipation.
Your post on the Romanian migrant who sends his money back home is the exact same problem we have here with Central Americans, mostly Mexicans. We're enriching Mexico while impoverishing ourselves. It's called "redistribution of wealth", something Obama promised us. Looks like you have his friends at work over there, too.
Those Egyptians were right. Anyone who thinks brains do anything besides make snot has never listened to a political speech.
Glad you're getting some listening pleasure out of that little doodad. Took a bunch of years to compile them, but worth all the trouble, I love music.
Blapp Shlepp ON Art Dated:2015-01-06 20:00:42
We at bloggoth can track you down you know! United States/CA/West Covina. Hey, it really is you Rosella! Merry thingy, whatever it is!
It's ARSES over here. Mind you, ladies with huge donkies sound quite sexy. MMM.
x ON Art Dated:2014-12-26 22:57:54
Nice asses on the girls
sister-in-law ON Art Dated:2014-12-26 22:23:08
Yeah, that's an old trick - pour away most of the contents of a Coke bottle, refill with dark rum and drink on the rush-hour Tube disguised in a stanky old beard and infested clothes you rooted out of a skip somewhere whilst in blackout.
Well, maybe not "disguised in" so much as "with".
Nobody will suspect.
A Merry Christmas to you and all!
Chertiozhnik ON Art Dated:2014-12-24 01:46:15
humph - all else is a cliché.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2014-12-23 20:10:33
It's you who draws the dirty pictures - you and the slugs.Enjoyed the story.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2014-12-13 18:40:58
The one on the right is only 14 you pervert!!
x ON Art Dated:2014-12-13 14:49:17
"left me about £60k" - that's the advantage of independence. Mother-in-law sold up and went into a series of homes and lived until her previous wealth had been reduced to around £20k.
Also, I prefer the one on the left but knowing you she's already taken, so I'll have to settle for the skinny one on the right.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2014-12-13 14:26:58
No, I don't have a list but....
Tell you what, Frank. I found your old email and address and stuff, I'd printed it out and it was in a pile of other stuff.
If you like, I'll make you a Christmas gift. I'll get a flash drive big enough to hold 18.3 gigabytes of songs, load the whole thing onto it and send it to you. You want? Let me know. blogman@wildblue.net (aka Dennis)
Black Sheep ON Art Dated:2014-12-11 23:31:07
Doors? Goddam right Doors, I saw them play at love-ins. Yes, you betcha I was a hippie and still sort of am, kind of. Right now I have the stereo cranked up listening to Maria Muldaur. What a bitchen singer she was.
I have virtually everything that ever made the hit parade from 1966 to 1971, both on vinyl, CD and my computer. Music is life.
Black Hippie Sheep ON Art Dated:2014-12-11 23:14:57
Drink alone? Bah. Pour your vodka to me down the internet immediately. I did mean to drop in a week ago, at father in law's funeral, but son invited me to his place. Anyway, see you soon I hope.
Brill Mr sheep. Got a list? Lots of things I won't remember unless I hear them on Gold. That's a UK radio channel for old stuff. Sit and listen to it in my little club, AKA the late missus's greenhouse.
Got a great way to get stuff off Youtube if either of you need a CD. Not as easy as that thingy you showed me G but it's free! What else matters?
PS The father in law has left me about £60k apparently. Lots of vodka there.
x ON Art Dated:2014-12-11 21:19:22
Despite that the pair of you leave me to drink alone - well - it's too late to stop now and I do so enjoy the more than occasional glass of wine - your taste in music is impeccable. Doors? You must have been a hippie BS. I loved them. You are doing alright.
Bovine ON Art Dated:2014-12-11 20:39:15
Well. Ahem, yes, I am a genius, (cough cough) good of you to notice.
I have an inventory of over 5000 songs on my computer and saved to a flash drive just in case. All but a few are 1970's and prior, so if you need any particular song, I probably have it.
The Real Me ON Art Dated:2014-12-10 05:09:24
Frankie Lane! You're a genius Mr Sheep! Dunno why when I put just the song name into Google that does not come up, just Johny Cash, Burl Ives, The Outlaws, Shadows, Grateful Dead etc etc
Anyway got it now! Cheers!
x ON Art Dated:2014-12-07 21:45:42
Re the previous comment of mine, I just listened to the two songs, the Les Paul one is entirely instrumental, I'd forgotten. Want the Frankie Lane one?
Blasted Sheet ON Art Dated:2014-12-06 05:09:28
There are two original, early versions of Ghost Riders, one by Frankie Lane and the other by Les Paul and Chet Atkins. I would email them to you but not likely I still have your email address. The two of them are about 5.5 megabytes total. If you want them, my email address is blogman@wildblue.net, let me know.
Art died when someone put a cheap crucifix in a bottle full of piss and it was actually exhibited with the title "Piss Christ". Art has never recovered from that.
Bratsweet, um, no.... ON Art Dated:2014-12-06 05:03:46
I see you've been posting away like mad lately. Good thing I checked in now, later on the scroll would be endless at this rate.
I think I'm passing through to the other side, ala Doors of Perception. Funeral-wise, that is. Just about everyone I know who's old enough to die has done so with the exception of 2 old shipmates from my Navy days, and they're having increasing health problems. Everyone else I know is younger than me. I have an idea, I could start hanging out at the Senior Center and cultivate friendships with the 80+ crowd, so's to keep funerals in my future. You think? No? Okay....
As a non-drinker, pretty much, I know you'd be proud of me, I saw a liquor display the other day and all the booze was marked way down, so I bought a jug of Daiquiri, pre-mixed. Large size. It just looked so purty, sitting there.... Had a few yesterday, not bad.
Getting a sense of life back. Hmm. I dunno. So much has washed away from me, down the River of Time, that I wish was still around, but I just keep looking at things that pique even a little interest and keep discovering stuff to keep my interest up. Aren't you doing that? You went to a different club and had a good time, and wrote about it. I guess the way is to keep looking around. A couple weeks ago I went to the coast to visit an old friend, and we took a drive to the little town where our friendship began and we'd shared so many adventures, and most of it was torn out by the roots and replaced with tall glass and chromium. So it was sort of a final saying goodbye. Another funeral if you will. But even that was good. AND, a fish store had whole frozen albacore tuna and I'd brought along an ice chest just in case. Got 18 pounds of tuna steaks in the freezer after filleting. Way better than funerals, I never bother to take an ice chest to funerals. People would look at me funny.
Shlack Beep ON Art Dated:2014-11-14 23:55:27