Re: "Baby Come Back", I never heard that one and my memory for songs is basically indelible. Must not have made it to California.
Prisoner rights... You have a right to obey the law. You have a right to be imprisoned if you don't. You have a right to understand the meaning of "durance vile". In cages is where violent people need to be kept. The other option is in landfills.
About those peas... On re-reading that, I may have gotten it wrong the first time. Do I have it right now that you looked in the cup, saw a bunch of green peas, dumped them in the sink (the plug was in) and when you looked again, there were no peas? I'm pretty sure the name for that is hallucination. Vodka overdose maybe?
WHAT is "right handed teeth", please? I googled "J Arthur", it's Brit slang for wank, more Brit slang, and I know what a wanker is. But I still don't get the drift of that one.
Credit Card scams... recurring payments aren't just a problem over there, companies here do the same thing. Sign you up for something you never signed up for. I had an online outfit pull that one on me a few years ago, charging me $40 a month for nothing. After about 4 months I finally took the trouble to scan my bill and saw that deduction. Ended up getting it all back, as the company was on the edge already of being prosecuted for their little scam and didn't want me added to the hostile witness list. Free money is so nice to have, one can hardly blame them, just like Muslims on the dole, hey, if it's there to take...
What we need are special prisons for free-money takers. Make it so that the only way they can get a meal is to scam someone else out of theirs. Then shoot the survivors.
ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-25 16:19:39
The old ones are sometimes the best ones.
What worries me Mr Sheep is that peas tend to come out pretty much the same as they want in, just a slightly different colour - maybe that's just me but then you would know all about that(I blame the operation).
Glad you're going strong at 74. Take care.
Are you right handed teeth? Then try a left handed J Arthur for a change, you will be amazed at the difference it can make...
Bovine ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-24 19:42:48
Re: Strange Things
Peas in the coffee cup can be caused by reading an entire Kurt Vonnegut short story in one sitting. Also by rapid exhalation. So I've heard, don't quote me on that.
The old chap who's always on the road, LIVES on the road. That's why you always see him there. See? Very simple when you think about it. You're welcome.
Fat people so bloated that walls have to be removed to get them out of their houses. I too wonder how they managed to keep eating when they can't walk, and for that matter, how they keep from crapping their beds. Are there people who actually keep shoving in the food and cleaning them and wiping them, like the way ants in a hive will tend their bloated queen? Eeeyaggh!
To paraphrase a guy named Jesus, render unto soap that which is fat. And be done with it. Krist, it reminds me of a tick all bloated up with blood to 50 times it's normal size. Stick a wick in them and light it.
Got to wondering today whatever happened to a guy named Preston, who lived back in the woods for many years, as I did. He became the town drunk, or one of many, to be plain about it, and while he still owned his piece of mountain land, he chose to hang out in town, sleeping under buildings when he could find a place to crawl into.
Sure enough, found him on Google and he died about 4 years ago. He was 7 years younger than I am, so he lived for 62 years. He died in March when it's cold and raining like hell there. No doubt he croaked from the cold and the booze.
For all the hairy shit I've been through in my life, I'm still going strong at 74 and I may even be saner now than when I was younger. I've had my share of various substances and probably a few other people's shares, too, left that all behind years ago and kept moving on. Life is just too much of an adventure to give up on it.
I could have been like Preston. I certainly had the opportunity. I guess the difference between people like him and people like me is how much self respect we manage to hang onto. He lost his.
Black Underwear ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-23 05:21:02
The way back...
I've done that at least 4 times. Probably more, but the lesser ones dim out compared to the most prominent 4. My problem is that I'm not a sociopath like the rest of my family, I'm not only capable of love, I love too easily and too deeply. So when one of them falls by the wayside, it devastates me.
Maybe I'm finally in luck, as no one is left to fall now.
There is no way back. There's only forward, I hang on, focus on things that need to be done, find ways to entertain myself, seek new things to be interested in, and keep going.
I'm not a coward or so mentally lopsided, ie deranged, that I would kill myself to escape the pain. I know this because I never have, and many others have killed themselves over less sorrow. Certainly it's an escape, but not one for a genius like me.
Instead I seek answers and find causes and mostly I've taught myself acceptance.
Losing a lifelong mate is losing a lot of habits of thought and action. Suddenly the give and take, the action and response, isn't there. There's no road back to that. What there is, is the getting used to it, the forming of new habits.
Life often changes radically and all we can do is go with it. For instance, you know how I feel about organized religion. I'm an ordained minister with a doctorate in divinity, the Rev. Dr, DDV, that's me. Or was, which ended back around 1971 when my studies showed me the light and I moved on in life. I did perform one marriage first.
You just have to wait it out. Sinking into self pity is easy, anyone can do it. I've wallowed a few times. It feels like crap, though. All I ever really wanted out of life since I was old enough to want, was to be happy. That's all any of us really want, only we start thinking that we can't be happy unless we have this or that want fulfilled, and it ends up being the wanting that fucks up all our happiness.
Things will get better. I speak from experience. I've had losses. Hang on, wait it out, keep moving, life will change and new things will replace the old. Life is always worth living whether it feels that way or not at the time.
How is that mouse in your shed doing?
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-20 06:16:12
Back sexually into the religious dark ages? Yeah. Back in our high school days neither my brother nor I could get laid. In later years we referred to those as the Bad Old Days. How times have certainly changed, now, as now the junior high school and grammar school kid are all getting it on.
That sounds like one thing, at least, that we and England no longer share in common (along with Brits inability to speak the language properly, of course). Sex still seems to be getting more open than ever. The only religious interference is regarding abortions, with the conservative crowd claiming ownership of Christianity and wanting to outlaw all abortions, and the liberals wanting to federally fund it for free for everyone. You would think all the conservatives were effing Catholics, the way they whine and moan about abortion.
You know, the real reason those young dudes in the gym shower room hide behind towels may be that they have nothing under them. Chances are their peckers would fit in a pencil sharpener but not reach the blades. Re your previous Equality post, one must consider all the alternatives before passing judgement, after all. Har har har.
All the uproar over the litany of Obama's scandals is coming down to "A tale told by an idiot, etc." New news replaces old and the band marches on like nothing has happened and no one blew a sour note. I'd love to beat them all to death with my blog.
Bleak Chap ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-14 04:24:49
You're taking the wrong approach. Re your "why the hell not" post, instead of complaining about anonymous gummint oafish-awfuls who are against racial profiling, you should find out who they are and where they live and kill them, or at least poison their petunias. Leave behind an old magazine from Ghana or a pair of Somalian sandals. Then see how long it takes them to start racially profiling.
Is it against the law over there to propose the defuncting of politicians? Let's see, what's my word... the disincorporating. Yes. Well, don't tell on me.
Hope life is improving for you day by day. It can't be too bad as long as you can still rant and gripe. Never stop bitching, life is no fun without a good daily dose of bitching at the world. Stupid fucking world. Goddam stupid fucking world. Damn right!
Dying Breed, aka Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-08-07 06:31:45
Read most of that article on mass immigration, followed it up with
"What an utterly IGNORANT CUNT Cable is!" Attaboy, now you sound like me.
I'm a racist. Wait. Let me say it like this, sounds better: I'M A RACIST!!!!! There. Much better. I really am, I detest the fucking human race pretty much altogether. There's only a few among the lot whom I wouldn't wish dead and buried if I could have my druthers. You, of course, are among the few but you know that because, well, here I am. Otherwise I'd very existentially be somewhere else.
You know, you have really nasty winters over there. I was in London in the winter of 1986/87 when most of the cellars of London were solid blocks of ice because the pipes all froze, burst and flooded the basements before the water got shut off. Then all that water froze solid. It was a helluva mess. Now, consider all those hundreds of thousands of pikey scum shacked up anywhere they can find a place to lay their lice-infested bedroll or piss-stained mattress with the wadding coming out here and there. The more of them you have, the more will freeze to death every winter or die of pneumonia or some other convenient disease brought on by exposure and inadequate nutrition. They croak off here like that every winter in cities everywhere, even in so-called Sunny California. It can get plenty cold on winter nights even in San Diego, near the Mexican border.
So take heart. Besides, if you get enough Shiites to offset the Sunnis, there will be open warfare between them with explosions going off regularly, and they'll have taken over the whole area by then anyway, so the only thing harmed, really, is the real estate that some greedy fucker rented to them. And that's not harm, that's justice. Or revenge, depending on your point of view. In any case, the Muslims will happily kill off the gypsies, who will return the favor, being the feisty types that they are, the Muslims will abduct gypsy females, the gypsies will kill more Muslims, everyone will have a really fine time of it.
The population of our finite globe, of humans, is expected to reach 10 billion somewhere between 2040 and 2070, depending on whose algorithm you find most likely. My money is on the earlier date, simply because population expansion is not a flat-line graph but more like the rate of falling from a great height. The farther you fall, the faster you go, per foot, per second - something like that. A graph that starts out level but soon becomes vertical. Like rat populations. Explosive.
We have already surpassed *sustainable* numbers now, according to those who worry about such things, but I'm not so sure. Do you know if any large group is regularly eating rats now? That would be a sure sign that they're right.
Ennyhoo, people are going to continue to arrive on your shores. At this point, guards with guns could start shooting them as they trudge up the beaches but that wouldn't stop the influx. It's just too late, populations are expanding too fast and those going hungry will keep right on moving in the search for food.
When I was a boy, during what seems a few centuries ago now, Ripley's Believe It Or Not claimed that if the Chinese people were marched 3 abreast past a given point, they'd never stop marching because they bred faster than they marched. There was a hell of a lot less of them way back then, too.
Humans will continue to rapidly expand in their numbers until a calamitous population crash occurs. Disease, war, famine, who knows, maybe an ice age or All Of The Above is bound to happen. Nothing can stop it until it stops itself.
So be of good cheer, let not the Utterly Ignorant Cunts spoil your day and do keep in mind that those Utterly Ignorant Cunts actually comprise 99% of all two-legged creatures with shoes and armpit hair and there's not a damned thing you can do about that, so just ignore them.
You really should read my latest post. It sums all of this up very succinctly. Or do I mean suckingly? Probably.
Badass Sumbitchen Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-31 07:17:55
Listen. If you're going to blow yourself up, would you mind doing it while on vacation in the States? During a sightseeing trip in the White House or the Congressional Building? Please? A great many Americans would revere your name forever. Talk about being remembered!!!
Oh, and that black alien who lost the teeth, that should set him up very nicely now to be someone's girlfriend. Those teeth would have just gotten in the way.
Hairy Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-25 02:26:35
" I will probably pack them with Gypsies at £50 each per night)"
Absolutely. "Never let a crisis go to waste", sayeth our very own Rahm Emanuel, who ripped off the quote from your very own Winston Churchill.
Glad to know you're in good company.
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-11 00:50:59
Ta Mr Sheep, much appreciated.
My own family have been great and people locally have been very kind generally, neighbours I had only thought of as acquaintances who I would chat to on passing have been sending condolences and offering free use of their houses for relatives etc. (Little do they know I will probably pack them with Gypsies at £50 each per night)
x ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-07 20:06:15
I'm truly saddened to hear of your loss. If nothing else, know that you have a friend across the water. I hope right now you're surrounded by friends and family who are standing by you and supporting you.
Dennis of Newsbleat ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-07 17:01:54
Nothing to say? You haven't commented on Mr. Pikey Scum next door in quite awhile, did old Pikey move along, load up the van and make a pilgrimage back to Romania, perhaps?
No new bird skulls, paper-thin roadkill frogs, cat bones? Or maybe you're on holiday to the Isle of Wight or somewhere? Getting it on in Toulon while the missus blithely shops, unawares?
So much going on in the world. So little that really matters. Ah, what to blog, eh?
Brakk Shreep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-07-07 02:27:12
Christianity is being wiped out by Islam in Arab countries because Christians are taught to turn the other cheek, allowing Mulims to cut off that side after they whacked off the other side.
Christians need to stop whining about being wiped out and forced out and either fight back to win, or shut up. Personally, seeing all the Christians disappear looks pretty good to me, it would just be nice if the fucking Muslimes disappeared along with them.
Shitty Sheep Butts ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-27 21:10:34
Your comment about the sighing flossers, um, flying saucers....
It's true, Britain IS being invaded by aliens from space. Well, what did you expect after allowing so many aliens from other countries to run amok among you? The Space Aliens looked at all that and said "This will be the easiest people we ever conquered" and now they're here.
On the plus side, they all look and act like Somalians, so you'll never notice them anyway.
Glass Cleats ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-26 03:34:25
The birdies go tweet... That's "Rockin' Robin".
Re: Muslims targeting children, yes, but it's their own children. How can that be bad? I'd be ecstatic if they routinely murdered all their children as soon as they were born. As it is, they don't kill themselves off nearly fast enough.
Something I've noticed about birth rates of various populations... the more prosperous a society becomes, the lower it's birthrate gets. So the obvious answer is to help all the Muslims become very prosperous. You think?
Nah.
The obvious answer is to encourage them to even more infanticide, fratricide and etcetera. Increase their poverty and destitution to the point that they either have to murder someone else to stay alive, or else starve to death. Offer ham sandwiches to any of them willing to convert to Rastafarianism, Mormonism or anything not related to Islam. I do hope this isn't considered "inflammatory rhetoric against ordinary Muslims", but I really would like to see zero Muslims on the planet. Out of ordinary Muslims, horror cometh, and that's just a plain fact.
That bond interprets to $4500 U.S, which should slow down the ingress a tad. Good start, anyway.
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-26 03:28:01
Huh. Tor, eh? You do find interesting stuff. I downloaded the browser, will be looking at it closely later.
About your remarks (Fool Proof) on people not listening to reason or having an ounce of logical sense (my words), I thought that was obvious. I mean, look at all the people who elected your leaders and ours. Facts don't matter, all that matters is opinions. Everybody knows that and if you don't believe me, why, just ask them!
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-18 05:08:27
You are quite right. For the tech savvy, there is an alternative internet using proxy methods that not only allow sites not available on ordinary search engines but prevent any identification of users. Have a look at torproject.org
x ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-15 09:23:54
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe that Google spiders the Internet, collects website URL's and ties them to what's written in them. If a porn site doesn't use any words that commonly relate to porn, how is Google to know if it's a porn site or not? There are now billions of website pages, maybe over a trillion, I don't know. Who's going to inspect a website that says it sells hand knitted cozies for darning eggs? Nobody, but that may be a porn site in disguise.
Websites can have "No spider, no follow" tags that keep them from being listed by search engines at all, and are only accessed by password, by customers. These sites can't be found on the Internet at all unless you know the URL, and then you'd still need the password to view the content.
All of which is why I don't thing Google should be held accountable for kiddie port sites, provided that they don't advertise themselves as such in their wording and keywords, but are instead making an effort to sneak in under the radar.
Road Kill Ram (Flat Sheep) ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-15 04:26:40
I've been keeping an eye on Turkey as well, and mentally cheering on the civil unrest. It was obvious before Erdogan was even elected what the outcome would be if he were, so his efforts to revert Turkey to an Islamist state again are no surprise. His first move was to fire the generals who would most oppose him, since the military, the perpetual guardian of Turkish secularism, has always been that which repeatedly stifled other efforts to make Turkey Islamist again.
Erdogan successfully de-fanged the military and with them out of the way, the only thing to stop him is the people themselves. So what this civil uprising hangs on, and entirely hangs on, is whether the military is now Islamist enough, and controlled enough by Erdogan, to go to war against the Turkish population.
For Erdogan to win, they'll have to, because the Turks will obviously fight over this. If it only took the destruction of a park to finally push them past their limit, then plainly the people of Turkey have had enough and are on the brink of civil war. When they start getting killed by soldiers during riots, the parents and wives will tell the soldiers to fight their leaders. I bet you that Turkey is going to be in the middle of all-out civil war within a few months or less.
ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-09 18:12:33
Shitty arses are very nasty things to carry around with one. I have spoken.
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-08 07:34:01
Waaaay back when, I was rooting for the BNP and pissing off a lot of people on both sides of the fence. I wasn't for them because of their overt racism but because they were the only ones with the balls to speak out against the inflow of Muslims to Britain. I figured that it was better to have a bunch of racists in power if they would boot out the Muslims, even if they did oppress other minorities too. That's because the Muslims are such a threat that you simply have to choose the lesser of evils sometimes.
Then along came the EDL, much less racist and far more aggressive, and I cheered them. But nothing really happened. If the British people would just get behind ANYONE who's willing to take direct and aggressive action to get rid of the Muslims, there's still a chance they could save the country, but no one wants to put out any effort.
When I was there many years ago, the thing that impressed me most about the English was how unhealthy they looked. White and pasty looking, almost as sickly in appearance as those disgusting bangers, grey-grease filled tubes of pig gut.
In London, when the traffic light changed from red to green, everyone raced forward, the gas pedal to the floor, up to the next red light, where they waited for the light to turn green so they could do it again. And again. And again. Stupidest thing I ever saw in my life.
The ultimate, inevitable conclusion is that the average Brit is just as vapidly brainless as the average American. Both peoples have lost their balls. Britain used to have an empire that came about through the courage to explore and conquer. We had that same courage and many of those people back then were British.
Too fucking many people now, too little left to explore, we've spread over this planet like termites on wet wood and we've dug out all it's secrets. I don't know if I'm glad I won't be around to see how bad it gets, or wish I could wait it out to see if we all kill each other off. A real optimist here, eh?
Bad Shit. Ahh dammit I meant Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-06-02 19:15:38
You do have some doozies over there. I'm honesty very bemused that there would be anyone left in all Britain by now who imagines that Islam is peaceful. It's the bloodiest cult in the world. I used to be horrified by Santeria, that Mexican and Latin American Voodooish -religion?- that luxuriates in the blood of sacrificed chickens, goats and probably children, until Islam reared it's bloodthirsty head. Islam takes the prize for most violent belief set in all the world, beating out even Nazism for ugliness. One thing about the Nazis, at least they didn't go around blowing each other up, although I admit they may have come to that eventually if they'd won the war.
But about shitty arses....
Two medical students were walking along the sidewalk when they saw an old man approaching them who was walking awkwardly, with his legs spread apart. One student declared that the old man must have Sullivan's Syndrome from the way he was walking, but the other student disagreed, saying that it looked more like Bryant's Syndrome.
So when the old man got up to them, the first student asked him if Sullivan's Syndrome was causing him to walk like that, but the old man said "No, you're wrong." The second student then asked him if it was Bryant's Syndrome. The old man again said "No, you're wrong, but I was wrong too. I thought it was just gas".
Black Sheep ON Shitty arses Dated:2013-05-26 16:54:18