Re your "Who Cares", post, lots of Brits, actually. The Royal Family is the British version of the Italian Vatican. As long as the Royal Family endures, Brits can get lost in false reverie, imagining that they still have an Empire. Tradition. Historical elitism for the masses.
The Grandpa Munsters and the Red Hats all refer to "Rome" all the time as if their empire still existed. Same deal, different venue.
You're completely right, the "royals" have no right to privacy. They're public figures to begin with and they need to stop running and hiding from papparazzi instead of bitching about being photographed at odd times. Being in the news is what they're there for. If that's too much to bear, all any of them have to do is abdicate their title and go live a normal life. The papparazzi will soon get bored and leave them alone.
Pretty damn cheeky from a Yank, hmm?
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-19 05:39:12
MR James and esp that one, was always one of my favourites. Probably the next step, whistle and a robot brings your keys. Then it goes mad...
x ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-13 10:14:02
"Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad" is the title of one of M R James' more terrifying ghost stories. Basically you whistle and something comes to haunt and eventually kill you. From what I remember of marriage that is undoubtedly the point.
Actually if you have already tested the device, as I bet you have, it is already too late.
Is there an un-comment button? Wouldn't like to think of you waiting... waiting...
ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-12 20:37:03
About those "Lazy Fecks", I'm pretty sure the last word is misspelled. Anyway, yeah, it's almost amazing how trashy most people are. Every piece of land I ever owned had to be cleaned up to some degree. There was always a bunch of crap left behind and in some cases regular dumps. You can drive through any countryside and see everything from dozens of rusting old cars to abandoned farm machinery. People just don't pick up their damn trash.
When I go camping I always end up hauling away a garbage bag full of someone else's trash. If it weren't for others like me, there would be no decent place left to camp at, at all.
I knew you'd like to have that cat.
I won't buy imported shrimp from anywhere. It has to come from the Gulf of Mexico or not at all.
REAL MEN have their scrotum pierced and hang their key chain there, and NEVER lose their keys. I thought you knew that. Huh.
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-11 16:21:35
Not me, honest gov!
I don't like cats normally, but one with huge buttocks! I could go for that.
x ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-10 21:33:47
I do like the idea of whales harpooning Japanese, but let's add chopping the Japs up and the whales eating them as sushi. Fair is fair. Also, your nom de plumes on Amazon are edifying. You don't wish to be recognised in crowds once your fame as a writer is achieved? BTW, those reviews are very suspiciously reminiscent of your own writing. Hmmmm?
Brakkk Shreik ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-08 16:45:05
Re your "State of the art" article, I can't help but notice the voluminous size of the buttocks of the creatures you drew. In fact, to not notice would probably be an insult and we can't have that. Lately my cat is being such an asspain that I've been thinking of having her butt injected with about 150 pounds of silicone and sending her to you as your new and most favorite pet. She won't be able to move away, so you might give serious consideration to this offer. :-)
As to your political comments regarding the various political parties you all endure over there, why don't you just kill them all? That's what I and many others would do, just kill them, and for God's sakes don't get any replacements thinking that they'd do any better. Quarter all the bodies and decorate Parliament with them, and just leave it at that. This wouldn't be the first time that a bunch of British elitists needed killing. No offense. Anyway, we have our own horde of elitists over here that need killing now. Perhaps, you could come over here and give us a bit of a hand?
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-02-01 15:39:42
Ahem. Your latest article is on the same subject as my latest article. What? No credit for my genius? Appalling plagiarism. So why do I feel so flattered? Life is just one confusing set of emotions after another, mitosis seems the only answer, just kill off the old twin and start anew. Hmm? Basis for one of your Amazing Stories?
ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-28 16:15:06
I too swore in Obama in the exact way you depict. No doubt millions of others did also.
Brakkk and sheet on Obama ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-24 04:27:04
I took that OCD test and now I may have to move. The test results came back "WHERE DO YOU LIVE? YOU MUST BE INCARCERATED IMMEDIATELY TO PROTECT HUMANITY". Sooooo, I guess I musta scored pretty good, huh?
Labour (when will you people learn to spell it "labor". Honestly, I despair) and Democrats (we refer to them as Democraps, and not jokingly) are the same group. Literally. I watched as our governments worked in tandem to corrupt our democracies in exactly the same fashion, supporting each others efforts at the highest levels, for years. It's no accident that we are both equally socialist now, equally over-run with worthless immigrants now, equally in dire financial straits now. It was a team effort. This is the mess that the great New World Order people have brought us. The idea is to create a global dictatorship, only the Muslims and the Chinese aren't cooperating too well, are they?
That's because they want one, too, and this pie won't split 3 ways.
Ramarama Dingdong. ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-20 05:06:14
No new brill commentary? What a disappointment! Well in the meantime, I have an oddment to report. On paying for my groceries the other day, the clerk said to me, "Have a blessed day". What a shocker that a store clerk was not only nice to me, but had the moxie to express something to me that smacked mightily of religion in this day of corporate political correctness. I mean, this was at one of those big chain grocery stores, not your corner Mom and Pop.
I smiled and said Thank you. As long as they don't start slathering on crap like "God bless you in the name of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ" or some such, I'm fine with it. Just keep it to Blessed day and we're good here.
Aaaaand, today I went into Rite-Aid again, infamous lair of the Crabby Pharmacist, and was treated to some smiles and humor from the checkout clerk and a few patrons. Apparently my biorythms are all on the ascendant once again.
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-13 00:03:32
I forgot to mention in my email - and this is important - Swedish for vogelgesang is fuglen har sunget. You might want to archive that. Or not....
The Unknown Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-06 22:24:04
I see I've stayed away far too long, my apologies. You have some excellent new articles and I particularly like Home Things 1. Wives also have other things they really could clean out more often, too, and hiring someone else for the job is cause for divorce, or at least turning them out on the street to bring in some income.
Ah, so you also were a wearer of beads, bells and a beard? See, great minds really do think alike.
Ennyhoo, Happy New Year to you and I hope your missus starts laying face down for you at last so we can stop reading about your frustration. :-)
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2013-01-03 20:26:53
We are grandparents too- boy called Harry now 8 months old.
Happy New Year - hope it is going well with Mrs B.
Teeth ON More realities of Islam Dated:2012-12-29 12:56:03
A very merry Christmas to you and yours, Mr X.
Mr C ON More realities of Islam Dated:2012-12-25 15:18:13
Tone & Co is milking a staggering amount of money out of the gullible and some half-witted towelhead is protesting because he himself isn't doing half as well. Get with the program, pal.
Mr Chertiozhnik ON More realities of Islam Dated:2012-12-20 23:42:27
I can't see that any nation is really doing anything about the ongoing march of militant Islam. They have declared war on anyone not like them, but no nation has taken up the fight. Our own "war on terror" is a poor excuse for a war and doesn't confront the real problem at all.
Tony Blair? He's still relevant in some context? I thought he would have settled into a nice, cozy wife-wife relationship with some perverted Arab sheik by now and be running around in a full burqa.
Zombies do get Mad Cow Disease from eating cow brains but since their own brains are rotted already, they don't notice. Same with malignant tumors and so forth. You can't kill what's already dead. What that diet of brains does do is leave grey deposits between their teeth, which is why they have such bad breath. Glad I could help.
Black Sheep ON More realities of Islam Dated:2012-12-18 21:18:23