Those three countries each administer their own bits of Kashmir apparently. Can't be arsed to look it up but I wouldn't mind betting which of the three is the crappiest bit. Wonderful place really, you can buy a teenage bride for £15. Looking at some of the things that go on in that region, almost makes Gary Glitter seem a nice chap by contrast.
Hey teeth! What a memory you have for trivia! Anyway, my front teeth are brill so obviously chewing mains cable is actually good for one, you'd better start now. Standing on your head and pouring bleach up your left nostril takes years off you too.
x ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-11 22:01:05
A sheep who hates homosexuals? That's a turn up for a book and no mistake...
teeth ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-11 21:16:46
Big Brother... Smart meters are getting common over here, but as long as they stay outside the house and don't wander around much or leave messes, I don't mind. I mean, they don't take up any more space than the old ones did, you know.
Things we have discovered... Left brain controls right side, right brain, left side. The more schizo you are, the greater the difference between the two sides. Actually. It increases with age, decreases with mental balance.
Saturday... No, it's just you.
Awful but then... I'm a racist, I want to kill every fucking raccoon I see, the worthless little bastards. Or do I mean species? Human race vs. ....? It's all so confusing..... Sprinters, too. I hate sprinters. Or no, I mean splinters. You damm Brits have really RUINED my language....
The consequences of conflict... "Kashmir is not just a very traditional part of Pakistan." Very true. It's not a part of Pakistan at all and never was, according to Wikipedia. It's a formerly autonomous region that is now administered by India, Pakistan and commie China. It is currently called a "disputed territory". Anyway, instead of calling them all Asians, may I suggest a different, non-interactive sort of word? Fuckheads.
Our so-called democracy... "made the religious less tolerant of gays, not more." Well, see? Religion IS good for something, after all.
How stupid... Very. Awesomely. I kid you not. They will never end the Euro. Much rather than do that, they will keep bailing out collapsing economies with billions of Euros, printing those billions rather than emptying their own treasuries, until the value of the Euro is so low that a Mexican peso will buy 10,000 of them. BECAUSE... to do otherwise would be to admit that the EU and the Euro were huge mistakes and everyone knows that it's much more important to protect the fragile egos of a handful of misguided, socialistic, elitist assholes than it is to save all of Europe from grinding poverty and misery.
Could have been worse... Yes, Gary Glitter could have been in charge instead of Gary Barlow. Always look on the bright side.
Black Sheep ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-11 21:01:08
You always did strip cables with your teeth - I am amazed that you still have enough teeth left to do it; mine are getting decidedly weak.
Teeth ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-11 17:08:12
Blogging is therapeutic and good brain practice!
And metal detecting! Used to like that but not done it for decades. Still got my old detector, just need to solder a loose wire on the headphones. Or even (bet they're expensive) get a more up to date one.
x ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-05 20:55:01
Yep, the secret of being a popular blogger is to do as you said. Hit all the blogs you can, leave links scattered all over the Internet, say controversial things, spread compliments like confetti. I can't be bothered either.
Back in the earlier days of blogging, some of them started running popularity contests. I stayed out of it and watched, and wondered if this was the beginning of the end of blogging. It pretty much was. Very few blogs of all the millions of them get much attention anymore from passing strangers. Those that do get a lot of visitors are getting other bloggers. The choir is preaching to the choir.
I keep doing it because I enjoy it. Often, no one reads the things I write but that's okay because I enjoy writing. No one watches me eat ice cream either and I enjoy that too.
The other part is having contact with people who actually have something to say. Most of the bloggers who leave comments on mine and other blogs have nothing to say except to attack me personally, just to see if they can get a reaction, no doubt.
Hey, I need something to do besides build stuff, cut stones, sell on ebay, cook and clean, go metal-detecting, etc. etc.
Black Sheep ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-05 15:37:09
To be a succesful blogger you also have to be a self publicist, invite links, make comments on other's blogs and leave your URL etc and I really can't be arsed. If I comment on somebody's blog I very rarely post a link.
As with my business, I really can't be bothered with all this online networking stuff although I suppose I ought to.
I had to spend quite a few hours in the supposed heartland of Gay Britain last week, Kemptown in Brighton, and can't say I saw a single thing that indicated it. Gays don't seem to make a big thing of it over here so may be less annoying.
x ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-06-02 20:18:15
Way back when blogging was young and I wasn't quite the curmudgenly old fuck that I am now, back when I had Islamanazi going and was putting out The Message, my blog was pretty popular. I stumbled across yours and, seeing the merit of your rantings, added you to my blogroll.
You questioned why a popular blog would give your obscure one attention, and I told you that it was because you have intelligent things to say. I didn't agree with everything you posted but that wasn't the point.
I still don't agree with you about homosexuals, they are an aberration. If nothing else, and there's a lot else, homosexuals don't reproduce, which is against Nature. Personally, the less reproducing going on the better for the planet, so I give them that one positive stroke. But otherwise, queers are disgusting.
Anyway, yes, we do see most things realistically. Neither of us is enamored of any political party or pretty face. We question, and examine, and pounce on the bullshit.
This, of course, is why we both are such world-class bloggers and also why almost no one reads us. What we should do if we want lots of hits and start making tons of money from ads, is to start ripping off celeb pics from other blogs, and posting sensational stories of who was naked, who was boffing who, what underage girl/guy was being a joy toy of what movie star. None of it has to be true, just outrageous. We'd clean up.
Any suggestions for a website name?
Roadkill Sheep ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-05-30 05:46:39
I was under the impression that the wasp had driven that screw in and was surveying its handiwork. It looks like it could chew its way thru a glass windowpane.
I agree with you that the government should pay me for my syndrome, which is always leaving a frequently used item in a different place every time. The obvious cure for my condition is regular access to cute and eager 18 year old females.
You do know that having large ladies sit on your face will cause the sides of your head to bulge outward? Soon they'd have to start sitting on one ear to press you back into shape.
Brack Shreep ON Rare syndromes Dated:2012-05-28 04:22:58