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I don't mind going past that ass in green, but it really is getting to be one fuck of a scroll. New commenty thingy thing please?

Good for the BBC? Really? That purveyor of propaganda and lies? Well, ok, maybe they've finally decided to let the Muzzies know they're losing favor. Your government has been scared shitless of the Muzzies ever since they started terrorizing and demonstrating in balaclavas, threatening to behead everyone. I clearly recall watching that pack of cowards you call "leaders" cave in to the Muslim threat and realizing that Britain was going to become a Muslim state. Which it is.

I'm not crowing over this. I think it sucks.

About grooming plans, it's funny you should mention your scheme to get hold of old unsuspecting grannies. I have a plan as well, to get people with too few brain cells and too much money to share their excess dollars with me. So far, that's the whole plan. Now if I can just get the working details all figured out......

Black Mood... I mean Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-09-01 03:42:27

The thing I like about politicians is that every single one of them is full of crap. If one can be apolitical, it then becomes a simple chore of choosing which poison you prefer, without getting involved in party loyaties or ever being disappointed when your choice turns out to be the asshole of the year. After all, so were all the other choices.

In this light, voting can even be fun. Like a frog race, seeing whose frog gets across the line first, and it really doesn't matter which one. I mean, what difference does it make? They're only frogs.

Off-White Ram ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-30 02:41:09

Some years back a disgusting fat homosexual with chin wattles, honest truth, decided that it would be so much nicer if people called homosexuals "gays" instead of that awful, honest and descriptive word "homosexual". It would give such a nice SPIN to the truth. All the other faggots thought that was a great idea and started doing it. Then all the Liberal scum took it up and since they run the media and make the movies, the word "gay" was forced down our throats.

Gay means happy. Homosexuals do not write my fucking dictionary and I'm not a Progressive, either. Homosexual means homosexual.

So what you're saying is that the monsters in the corn would look happier because it's sweet corn. Right?

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-27 19:32:15

Looking at the photo I took, I think it was actually sweet corn so any monsters would probably look a lot gayer than that.

x ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-24 10:51:14

How odd. That same monster is in my corn flakes box too. You would think that different brands of corn flakes would have different monsters, especially on opposite sides of the planet, but the corn probably all comes from our midwest, so that would explain it. That's where they made all those cornfield movies.

What I'd really like the secret of, is how do those monsters survive the processing? I mean, the grinding and cooking and pressing and packing and shipping. It proves that some monsters, you just can't kill.

Well, enjoy your corn flakes.

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-24 03:04:25

Speaking of silly. William Morris indeed. Very nicely done graphic though.

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-19 04:53:44

Where do I get a helmet like that cyclist in the lead?

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-18 00:10:42

You've been busy while I've been gone, I see. Well, last first. Treating people as individuals when they're strangers and look different than you? Whose silly idea is that? No no no. Treat anyone you don't know as an enemy who may need to be killed and anyone with a dark skin as an enemy needing to be killed. That doesn't mean YOU have to kill them, just that you should keep your distance until someone else does.

Harsh sentences have never deterred anyone from any crime, ever. Hasn't anyone noticed that all the same crimes are still being committed? Look at how Muslims chop off hands and feet as punishments, but they still keep on stealing, murdering and so forth. Consequences are never considered because most people have no ability to look to the future.

Africans commonly rape women... and girls. Muslim men are taught that females are lower than goats. So you let a bunch of muzzies in, they congregate on a street and grope every passing female because that's what they do back home. Stop letting them in, deport the ones who are already in, and the problem is ended.

Quite the large ass on that naked cartoon guy with the huge Arab-type nose. Is the nose for balance?

Traveling the country alone and living on next to nothing wouldn't last very long. Not in today's world. Another John Doe corpse.

Circumcision: Who gives a fuck? What possible reason is there to get all stressed over that? If it were something like castration or chopping out females cli tor i ses, (your Spammy Thing detector doesn't like "c l i t") outlawing those practices is obvious logic, but removing a foreskin.... you know, you can make lovely lampshades from tanned foreskins, or wallets and belts and hat bands.

Loving gods. God is a loving god, or energy form, or whatever the hell God is, and exactly because this Ethereal Entity is loving is why it never puts people through hoops of any sort. It doesn't try to save anyone. That's all bullshit the priests and witch doctors came up with to control those around them and give them power over them. All religion is horseshit. However, dried horseshit does make a pretty good camp fire if you can stand the smell.

Math. No.

Bah. Drip no cumquats? Stagnate in symphonic unison? Does that help?

Enough of this.

Large, dark, wooly predator with huge bloody teeth. ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-08 15:12:53

Nah! Mr Sheep. bloggoth has been too ranty too long! We could be laughing and enjoying ourselves when we shoot people!

x ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 23:22:45

Hang on it's coming! Mrs Long. The Long woman? Something like that?

x ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 23:19:58

Big fuss over nothing! teeth, oh never mind. Saw your Hub thingy, not in the NE any more? Impressive CV too! I think I actually hate you! Still, at least Bob Blackwell is probably still a postman, one needs somebody to sneer at. How did you know it was a self portrait? Were you secretly peeking at Mrs whatsit's house? What did we call her? It will probably come to me next week.

x ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 23:19:02

Oh I see - Rpc doesn't equal Rpc - very confusing - that's why I didn't do engineering. Did we really go to the moon?

teeth ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 21:19:10

Hate to be pedantic (no I don't) but according to your equation RPC actually equals infinity.

That's why we got no marks in practical radiochemistry Grrrr...

More teeth ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 21:10:37

And another symptom of OCD is drawing erotic nude self portraits - another nice arse - keep them coming...

teeth ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-04 20:59:06

I still do have hair like that, except that I cut it short and it's gotten thinner and there's a lot of white and.....

Her name was pronounced lay ya, and Star Wars wouldn't have been as fun to watch, without her on the end of Jabba's chain.

Blogs are for ranting. Silly stuff may be good for a laugh but a hearty, enraged and bile-filled rant lets us tolerate the incredible mass of resounding buffoons around us for a bit longer. Otherwise we bloggers would go berserk and KILL THEM ALL! Buffoons, be warned.

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-08-01 17:58:16

"Maybe the last of my kind" - Couldn't agree more

Nice arse (does your spammy thing let me say that - derriere - ass - bum whatsit.

Breath her air anytime

teeth ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-07-31 20:03:10

yeh, sorry, did try letting links through and then got loads of blog comment spam. Why anyone would bother I have no idea. Yet another thing on long list of things to do.

Wasn't Lea in Star Wars?

x ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-07-29 19:39:35

Screw it, I give. If I change the link url's any more to get them to you, you'll never be able to reconstruct them enough to be ussble. Just Google Negro names. The sites are out there.

Blatt Shleep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-07-29 19:32:12

Heigh Ho and a Cheery Sunday to you and all the little critters running about your garden eating everything that you so painstakingly planted. Including those disgusting snails.

Anyway, here's a few more for you: You missed Ondre, plus there's Germaine, Jermaine, Maurice, female names that start with La, like La Toya, La Veena and so on. Mahalia, Deron, Delroy, names that start with De, Denzel, Demaine, you get the idea. In fact, here's some links to nigger black names: Here's the two worst negro names I've ever encountered. Condoleezza, and Le-a. The retarded black woman who named her daughter Le-a actually expected people to understand that it's to be pronounced LEDASHA. There are black geniuses, to be sure, but not many. The average black is below any other race in intelligence, as has been proven over and over and over with I.Q. tests.

That's not an excuse, though. Other stupid people aren't as violent or do such stupid things. It's not just I.Q.

Black Sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-07-29 19:27:18

What? A decent white person was accused of racism by some worthless spear chucking nigger and actually put on trial for insulting the black pig fucker? I swear, I just don't understand you people. Over here we have black Ministers Of The Lord (halleleujah) who regularly blurt racist smears about white people, and never get in trouble for it, and whites who smear blacks and get bitched out in the media (but still aren't in trouble for it). I suppose I should inform your overseers that I live in the States and they can't do diddly about my comments. Let's see, whom should I specifically racially insult? I need a name here..... How about the Queen? Dirty white moneygrubber! There. That should do it.

Circumcision. On the one hand, it is a medical fact that circumcised boys have far less penis infections than those with their foreskins still attached. On the other hand, every once in a while I read where some imbecile of a doddering rabbi has whacked off half the head of some poor infants dick with a slip of the old briss. The procedure should be done in a hospital by a doctor, if at all. I don't really see much point in it other than it's a lot easier to keep a circumcised penis clean.

black sheep ON A chance missed       Dated:2012-07-23 02:09:10